It’s the end of an era, babes. After 20 seasons and 14 years on-air, Keeping Up With the Kardashians is officially saying goodbye in 2021.
However, instead of dreading how insufferable reality television will be without Kim’s signature self-awareness, Khloe’s cheeky sense of humor, and Kourtney’s enviable indifference to humankind as we know it, we’re revisiting all the unforgettable moments from KUWTK when the Kardashian-Jenners actually went there in ways pop culture had never witnessed before.
From laugh-out-loud words of wisdom (“Holding your pee is no way to live life”) to ridiculously relatable one-liners (“Don’t f**k with me, I woke up at 6:30”), if there's anything Keeping Up With the Kardashians will be missed for, it's for the show's endless scroll of meme-worthy memories. In other words, you just had to be there.
As we look back on our fave Kwotes from the show, below, never forget: “You’re doing amazing, sweetie.”
Kim Kardashian
"So rude."
"She said she loves me and she loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. I mean, what do you say to that other than, 'No thanks?' Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks." (When talking about Britney Spears.)
“Shopping online is like the greatest invention of life.”
"Camping is the last thing in my life that I would want to do. Literally."
"Kardashian for life, baby."
“I’ll cry at the end of the day. Not with fresh makeup.”
"North has a better direction. I don't think we'll go with another direction. I think South is so stupid. It's the stupidest thing ever.”
"Don't be so dramatic."
“There’s a lot of baggage that comes with us. But it’s like Louis Vuitton baggage. You always want it.”
Kourtney Kardashian
Kim: "Oh my god, I'm gonna cry! My diamond earrings!" Kourtney: “Kim, there’s people that are dying.” (When Kim cried over her losing her diamond earrings in the ocean.)
“I’m not coming to New York anymore. God is telling me not to come.”
“Enough about my weight, let's go eat some dinner.”
“I will literally f**k you up.” (Before her physical fight with Kim.)
"I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth, and I loved it.”
“It’ll be fun to rip out Khloe’s pubes one by one.”
“Honey, I could care less.”
"Okay, your conversations are too long bye." (Kourtney, hanging up on someone.)
"I'll sit here and cry, watching Titanic, wishing I had a little romance in my life."
"I start laughing at Kim when she's crying because I can't help it. She has this ugly crying face that she makes."
Khloe Kardashian
“Are you pregnant, or are you just hungry?”
“I would save Kourtney because she has kids, and Kim has a fat a**, so, like it would save her herself. It’s like a floatation device.”
“Yes, Robert. What do you want now, more money, a check, a car, my soul?” (Answering a phone call from Rob.)
"If you start cursing at me, I will start cursing back at you. So, let's not play the curse game. 'Cause, do you want to play that game? 'Cause guess who's better at it."
“You have your whole life to be old but a few years to be young.”
“Knowing you’re a bada** bitch is just all what life is about.”
"I like Kim's jiggly butt!" (Khloe, admiring Kim's assets.)
"I don't really have the brain capacity for all this other mumbo jumbo sh*t."
"Sometimes, you have no idea what I think in my head that I wanna do to you, and if I did them, I would go to jail for so many years."
Kris Jenner
“You’re doing amazing, sweetie.”
“Kim, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister’s going to jail.”
“I don’t have any cell service here and it’s making me have a rash.”
"I'm not crazy, I'm chilling." (Kris, trying her best.)
Mary Jo (MJ) Campbell: "I really think you're allergic to botox and alcohol." Kris: "How could I be allergic to the two things that make my world go round?"
"I'm definitely going to heaven."
Kendall Jenner
“Do your squats, eat your vegetables, wear red lipstick, and don’t let boys be mean to you.”
“It’s crazy to think North West can already read better than Kendall Jenner.”
“Holding your pee is no way to live life.”
“You’re 60 years old and you have Jordans, so I stole them.”
Kris: "Kendall, you have to think about what you're asking for because money doesn't grow on trees." Kendall: "Yes it does, it's paper."
Kylie Jenner
“Don’t f**k with me, I woke up at 6:30.”
"I feel like every year has a new energy. And I feel like this year is really about, like, the year of realizing stuff… Everyone around me, we’re all just realizing things.”
“I will hit you in the throat.” (During a heated argument with Kendall.)
“I take, like, 500 selfies to get one I like.”
“The more people that love you, the more people that are going to hate you.”
"I'm a lasik surgery survivor, my name is Kylie Jenner."
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